By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
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XxXHaCkErXxX 0

you taught him well

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dolphincheddar 10

say bye to your babies. sperm city is currently undergoing a natural disaster.

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enonymous 8

Daniel san... wax on ice to balls... wax off ball hair

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juicedboi 7

I cringed reading that. That's what you get for teaching womens self defense classes. Zing!

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daisyloo 7

At least you can be proud of your student because you know he can successfully kick!:/ FYL that really hurts OP:(

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HowAreYouToday 34

at least you got a reward

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dolphincheddar 10

47, are you sure? sometimes it hurts so much you shot yourself

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atthegates 0

id punch that kid in his little tiny face

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tr0llz0r 0

Common? Yeah, man, I don't like the nut-check FMLs. They're too mainstream. You've probably never heard of the ones I read.

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powderpuffjord13 0

That sucks :// Thank god for not giving girls balls

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emmarae26 0

I'm a girl, but I'm pretty sure that's gotta hurt... okay that was stupid , OF COURSE IT HURT! lol

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SneakherHead 5

Having balls is better than being a pussy :D

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littlemissFYL 5

awe OP, you made one little kid a happy camper! sucks you weren't stable enough to join along in singing "Kumbayah" =D

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Thunderbender 2

You taught him well.

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FarSide 22

Sooooooo OP: Was your reward that he kicked YOUR balls, OR that you successfully kicked HIS? "Reward" is probably not the word I would choose if my nuts had just been flattened...

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qwillis98 20

Hey be happy OP pancake is as good as gets, pancakes are smooth, sweet, tan, flat, and everyone wants one!

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Garyy_fml 11

what kind of shitty movies do you watch.

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BaconDave 12

I think #3 got kicked in the testicles.

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Friaza 29

Oh yeah, I saw it earlier because I moderated it as "Yes".

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dolphincheddar 10

6 - would you like a suprisingly powerful kick to the testicles as a reward?

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kenji212 8

well all kicks to the balls are surprisingly powerful!..... unless youre used to it!

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kaylaaa1312 3

His reward? Pure enjoyment. ;D

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NeatNit 32

Yeah, aren't you supposed to be wearing a protecty thingamabob on your penis&friends when practicing any martial art? YDI

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iSitt 0

cups don't prevent the pain, they just reduce the structural damage. op deserves it for not being as good a blocker as a tkd instructor is supposed to be.

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x_messyjessy_x 0

so why would you stand in front of a child when teaching them to kick??

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ifailplzinsultme 0

For the lulz

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Garyy_fml 11

What in the name of shit does "lul" mean?

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Friaza 29

It's like lol "laugh out loud" but with style.

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sxe_beast 11

Its like LOL, but for the mentally impaired.

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XxXHaCkErXxX 0

you taught him well

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pedosmurf 7

Did you congratulate him afterwards or fall to the ground and the kid bowed or what

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bigmanj28 0

You must've be so proud

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Wow that kid is nutty....

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UnknownParticle 7

Great, another Chuck Norris growing... When you will teach him the spinning-foot-of-death?

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