Painful and Miscellaneous: Experimentation

Experimentation

By nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 244

You deserved it 5 285

Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 372

You deserved it 24 021

By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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You deserved it 38 574

By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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You deserved it 6 736

Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 40 002

By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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You deserved it 7 617

By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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You deserved it 10 472

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 441

By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 175

You deserved it 3 414

Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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You deserved it 38 486

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

why would you even want to find out?

trizzieb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

your ******* nuts!

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mshafty 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:06

Please do society a favor and keep kicking yourself in the nuts. We really don't need you reproducing!

BucketOJam 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:08

Well you're smart.

Tripout 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:13

lol nice 

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:14

Who are the people who think FHL? He tooooooootally deserved it! :D

Tripout 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:15

 ROFLMFAO. Exactly what I was thinking 

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:17

Pendatic, you're so cool. :D Go get a giggle at this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:20

I have wondered for some time if your user name is a play on the word "pedantic." :)

s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:28

hahahahahahahahahajah you idiot.

succubusprime 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:35

I also found that out the hard way. Even worse, I didn't even have balls until that moment.

makc5point3vtec 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:39

the op is a douche

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Experimentation

Same thing different taste

Wakey wakey

Nuts

Iron Man

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