By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
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RichHurtz 0

Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

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Jamiee69 0

Haha that wasnt very nice! Pee Ess: Im first:D

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quent10 0

I had no clue we roundhouse our friends to say hello now ?

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ZTB13 4

OP are you ******* Chuck Norris now or something?

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lolfood 24

This went straight to my favorites.

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everton99 16

Easily one of the best FMLs I have read.

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wanderingidiot 0

so will she make out with you still?

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mazuma 0

I don't understand. you give your friends a full power round house kick? if it wasn't full power than it doesn't matter.

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LukeeRamljaakk 0

from the girlfriend: Today, I saw my boyfriend and I lightly punched him in the back. thinking he would turn around and kiss me, I smiled. he ended up roundhouse kicking me in the face. I think I'm dating chuck norris. FML

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mygreenhoodie 0

if she was dating chuck norris it wouldn't be a FML

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markymark1429 8

if she was dating chuck Norris and was kicked by him, she wouldn't be alive to write an Fml

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ravirobin 0

sucks for you dude.... guess you are not getting laid for 2 weeks...

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sodawater19 0

who the hell do you think you are??? Chuck Norris???

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SynfulPinion 6

holy shit, that was funny lol

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cpkenn09y 0

you are a true Ninja!! A Ninja, does not take shit from anybody, not even his gf :D Round House Kick to the FACE

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_cameronkc_ 17

well actually, OP was hit, so it wouldn't count as a flawless victory :/

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Socrates_fml 0

was it at least a good one?

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RichHurtz 0

Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

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Sure_Thing 0

When would a soft punch EVER warrant a roundhouse kick? Why would you ever roundhouse someone? You've clearly been watching WAY too much Walker Texas Ranger... Grow up

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