Miscellaneous: Eye bleach

Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Family time

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:25 - Israel

Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 11:22 - United States - Hills

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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Seti_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:14

all i can say is "lol" to that... you don't deserve it and you're life isn't really fed, its just a humorous story.

sailing 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:15

I hope you were polite enough to direct him to the creamer. And that's not really an FML, more like "a side effect of people getting old" and "it's bound to happen eventually."

Comments

iFall 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:49

Hm... Gross. :D

XxFA1LxX 4

Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:12

today, my gf askd for cofee creamer. i told her i dont have cofee creamer, will cum work. it was my gramma. and she wanted the cum. fml

kutedoofiy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:14

Eww. D:

kutedoofiy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:16

Omyygoodness; that's so gross DD:

CoonAndFriends 0

Friday 26 November 2010 15:51

This made my day reading this :D I've seen worse, trust me >,<'

arandomer 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:36

OP, why's your fridge upstairs?

BunnyGoesRawr247 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:44

They may sleep in the basement.

toriori57 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:36

Grosss

bmxerboy14 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:35

You shoulda been like yeah it's right next to the awkward in the cabinet to your left then casually strolled out

lininnes 6

Monday 12 August 2013 3:39

And when grandpa tuned around to ask OP, his low-hung balls hit the tray in the fridge and knocked off a bottle of juice, then he bent over to get that juice, butt-greeting OP a very lovely morning.... **** my imagination...