Fact check

By Jasmine_smilee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Canby

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML
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Welshite 39

No wonder I've gotten so fat. I don't use the recommended amount of shampoo; I just slather my hair with as much as I can.

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NinjaJellyfish 27

Acceptance is the first stage :) Eating disorders are hard to get over, so good luck :)

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Comments

perdix 29

At least your villi don't have unattractive split ends -- that could be important if a cute doctor reads your upper GI scan ;)

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rumaihm 7

You should consider that you cannot eat only healthy food without some side effects.

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monnanon 13

healthy foods do include everything you need including the sugars and fats. if op was eating healthily they would be eating normally not doing calorie counts on shampoo.

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rumaihm 7

I meant being obsessed with eating only healthy food might affect your ability to live a normal life.

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monnanon 13

well if you spens your whole life calorie counting i suppose it could but healthy eating doesnt have to take up a lot of your time. just chuck a fee extra veggies in your cart and your good.

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audwa23 4

If you eatin' shampoo that is definitely an eating disorder...

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lipun 8

ah! that's awful pal. anyway, thank god u didn't taste it.

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EpicGagaFan 7

I guess you need to accept it somehow, but now you can try to recover. In rooting for ya, OP! :)

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DjeePee 24

I've just read a non-fiction book about a girl with the same problem. If it helps, it had a happy ending.

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Bano360 25

If it's those lemon and lime ones they have, I don't blame you. They smell lovely and you want to taste them but you know they'd taste bad.

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showmeyourears 19

Bubble Buddy?

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Jemm_fml 29

Not even tempted to post an asinine comment. Can't say I know how you feel but it mustn't be awesome to be battling something obviously that serious. Swift recovery, OP

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