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Fake it til you make it

By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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imbatman_fml 0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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FYLDeep 25

How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.

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ruby84 1

think positive- now u can cheat on him and he won't even know- you're that good of an actor- ydi for faking it. now he'll keep trying what he did this time again and again hoping it'll work again- and ur gonna have to keep faking it or break his heart and tell him the truth

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aeliz 0

Ummm ruby..."'think positive... now you can cheat"? What kind of person ARE you? People who think cheating is okay need to learn a thing or two. I think they are horrible, and morally defiecent.

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kenman884 2

Fail. Ruby was being sarcastic. Moron.

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Smilzen 0

Sometimes you gotta fake it 'til you make it. I don't know how this might apply, but your husband seems a fan of meaningless aphorisms, so try that one on him.

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Squeezeit 0

ladies, stop faking it! if your partner isn't pleasing you then SHOW him/her how. no one is a bloody mind reader.

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thatoneGeo 0

I hate fake people....ahhhh!!!

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XxMaiWeingxX 0

keep on making him feel better about yalls sex life. 1/2 of divorces end bc of bad sex experiences

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sincereSUNSETx 0

YDI for faking it. >__> never would have happened if you hadn't.

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aeliz 0

Boo hoo. Your husband isn't pleasing you, so you fake it and make him think he has? Sex is never going to get better for you if you do that. You're dumb, and immature. Plus, faking it is pretttty much lying to your husband. Lying = never okay. I'd rather have hurt feelings than be lied to.

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