Forever alone and Love: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

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Same thing different taste

By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 768

You deserved it 2 715

Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 031

You deserved it 3 402

Ally

By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 582

You deserved it 10 279

Freudian

By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 410

You deserved it 7 460

By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 186

You deserved it 547

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 911

You deserved it 7 375

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 493

You deserved it 318

Too soon?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 177

You deserved it 829

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 284

You deserved it 2 911

By Tigerninjagoalie - 20/06/2016 23:13 - United States - Tonawanda

Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 668

You deserved it 1 039

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:12

Maybe you should take it as a sign that you're meant to be?

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:09

That's unfortunate, but a little bit cute!

Comments

slatertheblob 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:32

You'd better hope he hasn't kissed anyone since, you know, because they might have had herpes and so now he'd have herpes. And trust me you dont want herpes.

heyyou1203 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:00

at least you're a good actress since you've gotten at least 2 leads in plays? at least, i'm assuming that leads are the ones who get kissing scenes. However, while I do feel for the OP, does anyone else feel like this is the millionth "Today i realized i haven't been kissed/screwed/on a date/felt pretty, etc, in 5 years!" FML on the site? I'm sorry you can't find love, but newsflash, lots of ppl can't.

sun_babe 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:11

SO WHAT?!

hakkai999 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:13

#23 its like fate. Dont be jealous. Wow you must be fated? LOL

deadlydairyfarme 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:19

Haha, you think that's bad? I've never hugged a girl in my entire life.

HellShallFall 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:00

I'm 13 and have hugged and kissed a girl. Get out more

rey619 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:21

wow im sorry but you have officailly failed at life

jannas 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:58

Awww. Definitely cute. Oh and LOL #25 =)

F_Y_Comments 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:06

Maybe you should move beyond the drama production scene, I hear bandcamp is still pretty filthy?

CryingHowls 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:06

OP, there's two ways to think of it - 1) at least you're getting some. better than nothing! or 2) teachers think your gorgeous and want to see you kiss! :D