Freudian

By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
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epicx22 22

I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.

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andrmac 25

Oooooooohh caught in a bad bromance. I'll see myself out now.

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gosh_mate 30

Not going to lie, this is plain creepy... You should be able to tell the difference between a friend and a girlfriend hug.

SpyroMello 29

Sometimes you do something enough times that it becomes a habit. I hold my boyfriend's hand wherever we go and so when I went to the mall with my dad I grabbed his hand and he gave me funny look before I realized what I was doing.

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CliffyB03 28

Some people slip up and call the teacher "mom". God, you should be in the right state of mind to know who's your mom and who's not. ?

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smokecloud_ 37

Or say I love you on the phone with the pizza guy. ...Someday he'll love me too...

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nonsensical 26

Just say "no ****" and he probably won't even mind.

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Tripartita 44

You can get to, like, third base with someone of the same sex using this strategy.

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CuriousSnail 16

No **** but do you wanna shove your dick into the depths of my ass in a completely straight way I was your dick straight up in there. No ****.

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Tripartita 44

Ugh, as long as nobody thinks it's gay, I guess so, #36.

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epicx22 22

I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.

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mswim 27

Reminds me of my two male teachers in high school. One of them came into the other ones classroom to ask a quick question, left and said "Thanks, honey." The best part? The other one also absentmindedly responded with, "You're welcome, sweetie." The classroom was quick to point out what happened and he was more than a bit embarrassed haha

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MariaGiovanni 25

#26 that doesn't sound like an accident at all...

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jtrg 5

I accidentally sent a text to my best friend saying so are we gonna have sex tonight or are we gonna watch a movie first...I meant to send it to my girlfriend...apparently I'm a 'cheating gay bastard'...i now pay more close attention when texting

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mohamed_H 21

Ugh you people are boring i'm going back to the 9gag community

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Moskaaa7 26

Why do you always kiss your gf on her neck? That shit is arousing.

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rcarn 20

You just answered your own question

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Moskaaa7 26

Just wondering why he would do that in public, that's all.

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