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im pretty sure a better one would be "Today, my friend invited me to a beer pong tournament so I spent all day practicing. However, when I got there everyone was playing scrabble, FML
scrabble rocks
Scrabble > beer pong anyday
nice! and why is this an fml? just start playin and people will be too drunk to remember it anyway
amen
Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
skill and tolerance? drinking beer? Really now?! Scrabble ACTUALLY requires you to use your brain: make the words, anticipate your opponents move(just like in Chess;you do know what Chess is right?) and figure out the best way to play fewer words for maximum points. Then again, I'm guessing you have never seen a Scrabble board,can't tell how many tiles there are or even played a single game of scrabble or even won. My intelligence is clearly showing.
Haha chill dude... I personally like beer pong much more than scrabble... You have a much higher chance of getting laid by being good at beer pong than being good at scrabble! haha
man bollywood don know what da **** hes talkin bout he wont ever get laid what a pussy man fag wit three scrabble dictionaries ha damn
Well tbh, I know a lot of guys good at beer pong, and not so many good at scrabble. i'd be much more impressed with someone who could beat me at scrabble :P
And YOU will never get laid because you type like an illiterate retard. Believe me, I'm in the honors class (barely passing) and I've ****** like half the popular girls at my school. Then again, I dress rather dapper too, so the SWAG + Sense of Intelligence = Better chance of getting laid, as well as seeming like a sociable person, not like an over-confident ignorant ****.
Dressing like a rapper does not mean you have 'SWAG'. It just means that you are confused about your clothing size.
159-If only I could be as cool as you my life would be alright
I love how everyone is raging at the guy giving the bollywood chick abuse, when quite frankly he has a decent point. how many of you would honestly be happy w all your friends knowing you prefer scrabble to beer pong? besides, bollywood girl needs to take her head out her ass and have a reality check. you're not better than any of us because you like chess and scrabble, so come down off your pedestal and mingle with us troglodytes. :)
Why would he tell you that in the first place? But special Scrabble dictionary ftw.
so that people could go dumbass. my guess the OP is a teen and a scrabble party sounds more acceptable than beer pong.
Well, thank you for your kind explanation. I was kind of thinking "why wouldn't he just say they're hanging out?" and not "why would he choose a Scrabble party?"
Maybe they were underage and in front of parents at the time.
thats epic, u thought u weregonna have a fun time playin scrabble but now you will have a GREAT time playin beerpong.
agreed... whats the point here?
Isnt it better that there playing beer pong instead of scrabble.......i agree with #2
A mild embarassment is a **** my life now? You could have just put it down when you walked in...
or could have just said that it was a cover for his dad
ummm, k?
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Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!