Love: Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By homealone - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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MitiMiki 16

Friday 14 September 2018 21:07

Not sure why this is an FML, unless your Mom is still married to your Dad.

Davros 12

Friday 14 September 2018 20:56

This sounds like the plot to the remake of the tv show, All In the Family. Directed by JJ Abrams.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 September 2018 20:52

You’d better hurry up and marry your girlfriend before she becomes your sister and you become some kind of incest freak.

Davros 12

Friday 14 September 2018 20:56

This sounds like the plot to the remake of the tv show, All In the Family. Directed by JJ Abrams.

MitiMiki 16

Friday 14 September 2018 21:07

Not sure why this is an FML, unless your Mom is still married to your Dad.

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 14 September 2018 21:27

Would you want your mom dating the dad of your SO, who could eventually become your step-sibling?

lexos 16

Saturday 15 September 2018 9:27

I really wouldn't care, my parents deserve to be happy. After all you will just be family on paper not blood related so what's the big deal?

MitiMiki 16

Monday 17 September 2018 16:29

Why would it matter? My mother's happiness supersedes my hangups.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 14 September 2018 21:12

Well if ya all get married your wife will also be your step sister 😂🙄😐😒

jen_jalapeno 10

Friday 14 September 2018 22:13

XOXO Gossip Girl

pjsr 32

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:50

Some people are really serious about the family part of family game night!

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 15 September 2018 4:20

So your girlfriend's dad is dating your mom? If they marry, you'll have fewer places to worry about going on the holidays!

TheSminty1 17

Saturday 15 September 2018 5:53

I'm my own grandpaaaaa

Taylor Caldwell 10

Thursday 20 September 2018 1:38

I know most people aren’t going to understand why this is an fml, but I do!! My now husbands father started dating my mom when we were still dating, we’re married now and it’s still terrible most of the time. I hope your situation works out better for you! Best of luck!