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False red flag

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:12 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML
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ilovera 7

Say "Sorry, I do not have a child, my coworker is the one who recently had a baby" very loudly, so your crush can hear.

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HowieDoIt 21

This is not the mother you are looking for...

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Satoaoi 13

all you need to do is clear up the misunderstanding

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Jacksparrow72 21

He should understand if you explain. If not it's his loss.

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pitterpatter 11

so just tell them it's actually your coworker that has the baby? If he could hear them ask you that he'll be able to hear you respond

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SnoochBoochie 14

How often do you see your crush?! If he couldn't put that together you should be concerned about finding new attractions..

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SnoochBoochie 14

Today, I realized I cannot handle a simple awkward situation. Yes, seems to fit better.

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pacmanman 15

So why didn't you just explain that it wasn't you if front of your crush?

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wizzbee 13

Next time you see him- ask him if he has any babies. When he says no, reply "nah, me neither". That should clear things up.

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Needafarm 22

You should wear a name tag or convince the restaurant to have you wear them so that they know your names.

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SnoochBoochie 14

Do you ever talk to your crush?

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