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Family, family, family…

By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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sexirene 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:00

dude get over it and stop complaining,I'm sure If he could clean it himself he would. you should be happy you still have a grandad.

WtfLoser 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:16

Mk well, God Forbid & all but that guy's going to die one day .. You'll be happy you helped him, after .. Chin up.

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ughblahsuckit 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:11

Aww how nice of you :]

loski87 4

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:21

uh why?

howareyoulard 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 11:22

could be worse... you could have had to change his diaper :)

Mauskau 35

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:13

in the uk, across town is a 10 min drive(not including traffic)

oldwiseguy 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:45

Oh you poor baby! Well he's old and soon you won't be inconvenienced any more.

sheribb 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:52

wow this does suck for you.

devilyy 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 17:07

He will prolly put you in the will now.Win-Win :D Right?...

harmtouch 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:07

WTH?? What kind of jerk are you that you are complaining you "had" to help your grandpa?? my grandpa died and my husband and I sold our house to move a few houses down from my grandma so she didn't have to leave the home she'd lived in for the past 70 years. I was HONORED to help her daily, with cleaning, erands, and just sitting and visiting until she passed 5 years later. I only hope that one day when I'm 92 my grandchildren will do the same. it's called Karma you jerk. And she's a feisty bitch!

hobo_lowbo 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:29

I assume you clean your own toilet? so what's wrong with helping out someone clearly in need of assistance, a little compassion and respect wouldn't go astray.

Ace782 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:48

who cares

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