Animals: Rained on

Rained on

By smellyhand - 16/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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spaaw 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

silbern 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:21

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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spaaw 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:11

I DONT THINK THAT WAS A BIRD :D

borabora1991 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 8:44

I caught bird poop once.

flakes_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:06

ydi for having a hand

ilovemydog98 8

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:15

*OP then goes to wipe the shit on friend's face or arm* TROLOLOL lol :3

1800getalife 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:28

that's good luck lol

pedosmurf 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:36

Good catch!

Starfire22 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:29

Rofl!

nebbit 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:32

LOLOLOL!! Thats quite lucky, think of it as a present from the bird. A reward :P

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:39

Wow, you must have "caught a lot of shit" for that one! Zing!

TheLoneWolf87 4

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:41

I don't think you can catch a bird shit.

MOLLMcAWESOME 11

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:28

Well evidently you can. :b

Lala123_jbaybay 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:48

ooooooooh. next time be more careful(:

bubbles1286 1

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:08

Why are you having to prove that its raining?!?!?!

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:48

LOL

silbern 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:21

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:24

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML

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Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML

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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Today, it's been months since my spouse has talked to me. I'm currently in a timezone that's almost double digits difference. Not even a "Have a good day!" Big ass fuck you I guess. Yet they're always on, then gets off shortly after I'm on Facebook Messenger. Makes sense, right? Shady. FML

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Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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