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By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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sexirene 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:00

dude get over it and stop complaining,I'm sure If he could clean it himself he would. you should be happy you still have a grandad.

WtfLoser 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:16

Mk well, God Forbid & all but that guy's going to die one day .. You'll be happy you helped him, after .. Chin up.

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deegeebee 10

Friday 22 June 2012 9:12

Today, I had to have my granddaughter drive all the way across town to clean my toilet for me, because in my old age I am no longer able to do so on my own. FML. Just think how much your grandpa appreciated this small act you did for him =)

Fuck_Bullshit 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:35

Damn. Enough said.

teacupofsunshine 29

Friday 27 November 2015 5:54

You shouldnt complain about something so small that is helping him immensely if he is incapable of doing it properly. I'm sure he's had his shares of fml moments with you as kid lol just be happy he's still around to create memories with. Mine both died before I was born.

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:37

Was it a small town, at least? Also, maybe next time, pay a neighborhood teen or a maid to do it??

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