By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

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Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
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56578 0

I think she said it to make you uncomfortable... Yeah, she may want to have a threesome, but the purpose of the comment was to tell you to not be so loud.... I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.

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cucumberfabulous 7

That's uhhh.......kind of disturbing

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allmidnighteyes 10

Agreeing with number one. It's gonna be like that scene in Yes Man. Removable dentures and all.

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davidomke 0

really 23? You think everyone can afford to be a mile away from everyone?

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arsewipe92 0

Haha as soon as i read this i thought of YES MAN. Maybe she could teach you some things...

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lebeek 0

so... if she hadn't resembled your grandma... you would have done it?

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drewcat21 0

You beat me to the Yes Man reference's! You brilliant bastards!

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jackalope104 0

Come on, you know you've always wanted a granny threesome

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ifmyheartwasahou 2

bet you have too :)

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blackdog218 0

That's pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie.

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cucumberfabulous 7

That's uhhh.......kind of disturbing

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megamouth2 1

Remember that the older models are a little slow to get going; but they're much more fun to drive!

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nwc020 0

that is really creepy

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56578 0

I think she said it to make you uncomfortable... Yeah, she may want to have a threesome, but the purpose of the comment was to tell you to not be so loud.... I must say though, if you were loud enough for her to hear you at night, without her hearing aids, you're either really pleasing your girlfriend or she's faking it in a big way. Hopefully, you're just really good in bed.

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ReportAbuse 0

Uh, what the hell? You should have accepted. You have no idea what kind of kinky stuff they might have been into back in the medieval ages.

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CFR 0

Just your basic S&M (chains, gags, whips, wheels, etc) =P

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OneandOnlyOne 0

Dude, Yuk! I feel bad for ya. Don't be so loud, she might just walk in and join ya.

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