Family values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 150
You deserved it 4 426
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iOceanus 18

Poop a watermelon. Your poop will definitely win!

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Ambient25 24

I pooped a Nickelback album once...it still sounded the same

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iOceanus 18

Poop a watermelon. Your poop will definitely win!

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feelingold 18

What a great family. I pooped a whole f*cking chess set the other day but did I get any appreciation from mine? No.

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lincolnkite 6

I pooped and took a 3D picture with my 3DS. I think that wins.

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Ambient25 24

I pooped a Nickelback album once...it still sounded the same

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Wimoweh 10

And we have a winner! The award goes to Ambient25!

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tommyfox 19

***incoming onslaught of shitty situation puns*** BRACE YOURSELVES!

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olpally 32

You already said the phrase anyways... BE PREPARED FOR THE DOWN-VOTES! As for this fml, this is just disgusting. Who does that? What a bunch of freaks. *shudders* blah.

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pmadNess 16

#30- you'd be surprised how many people take those pictures and not only show them around, but also text them... I am in agreement with you though! I'd rather not see it...

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Sandman366 6

41-If someone tests me their poop, I'm throwing poop on them. Followed by soaking my hands in bleach. (And maybe my eyes and brain.)

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Pussycat86 18

I have a friend who likes to text me pictures of her vomit! But thank god no poop yet! Maybe this will happen when we take our friendship to the next level loool

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etishuman22 32

"Welcome to the family!" That's okay, OP. My boyfriend's dad likes to tell the same joke every time I'm visiting: "I told my friend at work that I pooped and left it in there for him to see. It's in stalls 2, 3 and 4!"

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etishuman22 32

He pooped so much that he had to poop in three different toilets.

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TotallyAradical 14

That's so terrible that it's hilarious.

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feelingold 18

The irony is that his actual "banana" (ahem) looks like a piece of shit.

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happylawyer 16

Do you realize that chances are your future husband will do similar things?

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JenkJenks 6

I think the gene for banana shaped poop is recessive.

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metalhead4740 14

Come on people, don't call it a shitty situation, call it a situation with the essence of fecal matter. Have some class...

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Nobody has actually called it that.. yet. c:

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metalhead4740 14

Eh well someone was bound to say it sometime. Why wait to address something when you can get it out of the way first? C:

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Hence the 'yet' (; I was just pointing it out. xD

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Pussycat86 18

I was about to :p thx for ruining my banana shaped comment

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SpamPam 18

What is it with people and being proud of their poop!?

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Has he been practicing? Sounds like great improvement.

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doctorhook86 24

#11: What's with everybody being ashamed of their bodily functions? Everybody poops! Get used to it.

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pmadNess 16

#40- Yeah, everybody does... But I don't care to have it passed around like a family photo. "Oh, and here's the one of my banana poop!" "Proudest day of mah life!"...

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shorty6823 28

Everyone's family has at least one weird quality.

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