Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15

Well, it sounds like you've gotten yourself into a shifty situat- *downvoted into the depths of hell*

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whateverNA 8

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sarah5745 41

Why would op payback? She's a young kid, so she probably didn't mean to intentionally embarrass her mum..

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noah_1234 24

if you ever get first comment you got to take advantage of it like its your death wish. "some" people dont understand the importance...

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theaaxis 27

Maybe he meant payback for the lame baby talk..? I know I'd want some!

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Chiroptera_Man 10

That's what I was thinking :p daughter getting payback from mom always saying it

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Soloman212 28

Why is everyone thumbing down 1, and thumbing up 12 who obviously missed the joke?? I'm pretty sure he meant it's payback for OP saying that to her daughter when she was being potty trained.

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Uglyfeet 23

Exactly! Not really a FML, in my opinion, more like a cute moment in an akward situation ps: loved it, it's a favorite now

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expertsmilee 26

The embarrassment is real.

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Flaming_Pandas 15

Well, it sounds like you've gotten yourself into a shifty situat- *downvoted into the depths of hell*

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expertsmilee 26

Dat shifty situation

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Flaming_Pandas 15

We'll we'll we'll if it isn't autocorrect!

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MrSassypants 33

#13 I think you need to read the FML again. Clearly you missed the part where she shifted into maximum overdrive to make it into the bathroom on time. And I'm totally not making this up at all.

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laden_swallow09 34

Thanks a lot, 5. I spewed Cherry Coke out of my nose from laughing at your comment. It stings…

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Flaming_Pandas 15

#29 They make cocaine in different flavors now? Either way, I don't think spraying it out of your nose is it's proper use.

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juststephhere 23

But aren't you supposed to be coaching her on that? That's adorable though!

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Lct1196 31

I guess op knows how her daughter feels now

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noah_1234 24

that she feel really embarrassed till she wants to crawl under a rock and be forgotten about...

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23lf 16

Double standards these days..

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atav 17

How is this a double standard by any means?

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nothing92x 13

Future motivational speaker in the making! She will make you understand that you can be better than number 2!

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chelll_yeah 13

That is the cutest thing I've heard today lmao

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