Love and Geek: Fashion Police - FML

Fashion Police

By To shave or not to shave - 15/02/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I went on a beach date, so I wore flip flops. When she showed up, she took one look at me and said, “I could never date a guy who shaves his feet” and left. This from the girl wearing socks with her sandals. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 February 2018 2:06

What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild! I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.

manb91uk 22

Friday 16 February 2018 2:00

Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool... You actually deserve each other

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withered 30

Friday 16 February 2018 23:45

Maybe she rejected you because she has some fetish on hairy legs? Or she has some weird and random standards for her potential partner. Anyways, at least she did not waste your time.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 February 2018 3:27

Ladies and gentlemen, the shallowness that is today's dating society.

hrv_143 3

Saturday 17 February 2018 5:23

Okay... but do you shave your feet or was she just assuming? Not that it matters but curiosity has got me.

Irithyllianflame 8

Thursday 31 May 2018 21:28

maybe she has a foot fetish

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