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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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You deserved it 22 035

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 805

You deserved it 24 592

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 3 566

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 969

You deserved it 26 502

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 892

You deserved it 24 597

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 739

You deserved it 2 749

Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 053

You deserved it 7 869

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 089

You deserved it 1 672

Nice try, loverboy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 628

You deserved it 64 208

By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 521

You deserved it 39 613

DogsPaw 16

Monday 23 April 2012 18:51

She should have called. =P

The_Troller 14

Monday 23 April 2012 19:10

Why Must People Type Like This? I Always Read Each Word Like It's The Start Of A New Sentence. Does Anyone Else Do That?

Comments

florido_fml 10

Monday 23 April 2012 19:21

If you didn't leave a good tip you could forget about that call

Snafuusmc 12

Monday 23 April 2012 19:26

You made a mistake don't worry about that but hey maybe she'll call you??(^o^)? ??????????

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 19:47

What's with the face?

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Monday 23 April 2012 19:51

**** Face

Snafuusmc 12

Monday 23 April 2012 20:23

MFor some reason this site doesn't pick up my language and symbols that's why their question marks but....that face is like a whoo hoo or hooray.

ayyemmcee 1

Monday 23 April 2012 19:46

She may not call you.....

tomtato 10

Monday 23 April 2012 19:56

Lol, hope you didn't try to hug her.

CanadianPenguin 0

Monday 23 April 2012 19:57

34- Well that's good to hear that you are that confident in yourself to do that, but some people are not, and just because they are not does not mean that you have to poke at them for it. It's their way of doing things,I'm sure they don't want your comment on how they "Should properly hand out their number"

Kaito_Hacker 6

Monday 23 April 2012 20:01

Can't say i didn't look for 34's comment after seeing yours

CanadianPenguin 0

Monday 23 April 2012 20:11

Oh awesome finally figured out how to reply, stupid iPod, well did you find it at least?

Kaito_Hacker 6

Monday 23 April 2012 20:16

yup, after go through all the comments again

CanadianPenguin 0

Monday 23 April 2012 20:20

Bahaha sorry bout that, but yeah. I dont know some people dont like the way some people do things because they themselves do it a different way, it seems petty to me.

CanadianPenguin 0

Monday 23 April 2012 20:03

Hmm.. Today I posted a comment in the wrong place.. Fml?

ClosetTroll 10

Monday 23 April 2012 20:04

Oh so that's how your girlfriend knew you gave her your number.

qtip2245 0

Monday 23 April 2012 20:07

She could have asked you that because she didn't get your name?

Kaito_Hacker 6

Monday 23 April 2012 20:11

or didn't get enough tips from you

Stardew 19

Monday 23 April 2012 20:17

Your name is on the receipt and on the card. Why would she be chasing him to get his signature so she can 'add it to her phone'? That's dumb. She'd already have his name, regardless of whether or not she had his signature.