Kids: Fear

Fear

By wimp - 15/08/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

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By Caroline - 24/02/2013 09:34 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML

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By bosssssssss765432 - 16/05/2009 15:20 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By trackgurl - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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By CallMeJesusFreak - 23/06/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

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rebel_yell_tiny 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:44

why are people pressing YDI? because she wanted her son to not be afraid? so she cried, big deal?

kewlguy23 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:40

Lol, that's not even that bad, I find it to be pretty funny. IMO, shots aren't that bad.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:20

I'm going to go ahead and quote myself here: "Okay, I hate and fear shots and needles myself, but even I don't cry. God damn woman, you puss." I am an 18-year-old female, quite small, and she is a 29-year-old female, possibly much larger than I, especially if she has a young son. I don't cry even about things I dislike which cause pain. It's not because she's a woman, bitch just needs to grow a spine. [edit]@26: She is more likely to be raped because she has less places to store a weapon. That is why a skirt COULD be dangerous. Not saying she is GOING to be raped, obviously, but yeah... That is besides the point though: Seriously, why say that? That has nothing to do with anything...

KaylaRene 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:26

@28: One of the many ludicrous claims that sexist pigs make every day. I was replying to a comment, not to the OP.

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:36

How did you give birth to your child if you cry about things like that?

airplanefood 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:45

Hahaha I guess that proves it's completely psychological pain.

RESTAREA 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:37

...my son and I needed a shot* /grammarnazi Just tell your son that you're very proud of him for being so brave, take him out for ice cream, and all will be well :D

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:44

What are you talking about? "Me needed a shot" is perfect grammar! Aheehee...

iSmellNice 2

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:42

So you cried, and your son still got a shot anyway? Also, #30 makes a great point.

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:51

Omg, geez. What do you know about #25's paycheck? Maybe he even earns 10 times as much as you do.

Amortifiedperson 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:55

Ugh I can't blame you! I started crying when I got my last shot I can't stand needles at all! FYL OP... FYL...

BulletStreet 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:03

Ehh, I barely feel needles at all. It takes hard effort to gross me out (assuming that's the cause of most people's needle-phobia, that or some stinging??). I've watched some of the grossest shows and movies ever while my family or friends are like, "EWW! STOP! STOP! STOP!" and I'm like, "Oh come on! You know more guts can spill out of ya than that! jeesh"