Fear

By wimp - 15/08/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 492
You deserved it 40 922

Same thing different taste

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why are people pressing YDI? because she wanted her son to not be afraid? so she cried, big deal?

kewlguy23 0

Lol, that's not even that bad, I find it to be pretty funny. IMO, shots aren't that bad.

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Haha. I love sticking people with needles. I feel like I scored a goal every time I hit the vein when I am getting a line started =P.

Gavik 0

YDI for being out of the kitchen.

drunkfather 0

^ This. Besides, that is a crappy idea to teach your kid. As a health care professional I hate parents like this. "Can you do this to me to prove it doesn't hurt?" That also puts all sorts of liability on the provider and or hospital. YDI and a bad idea all together!

paks7 0

she didn't get the shot ONLY to show the son it didn't hurt. she needed one too, and offered to go first.

drunkfather 0

Oh oh... my apologies. I completely misread this FML. Though, I have had MANY parents ask the nurses to stick them so their child would see there was nothing to it.

Okay, I hate and fear shots and needles myself, but even I don't cry. God damn woman, you puss.

Why is it that when someone's afraid or weak, they're called a 'pussy'? ******* are capable of stretching to ridiculous sizes in order to SPIT OUT HUMAN BEINGS, you can shove a dick in them - hell, sometimes two - and bang the shit out of them for hours, and the next day, they're good as new. ******* are strong and able to withstand ******* everything. OP is a Scrotum. Why? Because scrots are useless and when simply tapped, the guy is crying clutching his balls in tears. So can we please stop insulting ******* here? OP is a scrotum. Thanx

LMFAO GOOD POINT Though, I think getting hit in the pussy still hurts, if hit in the wrong spots. ... Not as much as in the scrotum, though. Okay, OP, you are a scrotum.

helpmeiamblind 0

To answer your question #41. The reason someone weak is referred to as a "pussy" is because Females are nothing more than walking *******. The only use they have is the thing between their legs. And since females are weak and not able to withstand very much pain: weaklings are referred to as *******. With that being said. I do not see it this way; however, this is the etymological (or colloquial, I'm not too sure which one is more accurate of an adjective) breakdown in answer to your question.

waterynuggets 0

Ok trolly let's see you handle endo, PCOS, pregnancy, fibroids, etc. Have at it!

"I do not see it this way; however, this is the etymological (or colloquial, I'm not too sure which one is more accurate of an adjective) breakdown in answer to your question."

nuutsacker 0

#46 = legend but seriously, he's right, its just the way it has come to be used. pussy is used when someone is being a coward or weakling, while scrotum is used in situations where someone is being a real dick (no pun intended) to someone else. ex: -"the water's not even that cold you pussy!" or -" that was my sandwich you scrotum!" #35 - i agreed with you until the point where you called Kayla a liberal and implied that you are republican. from that point on, i considered you a super scrotum and wanted o chop your balls off with rusty safety scissors. if you think liberals use warped, far-fetched logic, maybe you should watch the o'reilly factor. the guy is insane. Definition of a republican: An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists. A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. :::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. :::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. :::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. :::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. :::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. :::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. :::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. :::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. :::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. :::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. :::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

#46, god, women get treated like shit a lot, don't they? The sexest comments are just ridiculous *sighs* well no worries ladies, when they fall in love with us and marry us, they're OURS >:] Lol just kidding :) but still, 'walking *******'. I can't believe some guys actually see us like that. (I know you don't, I'm just referring to the people who really think that...they suck. Lol) :|

Who let 49 out of speech class? Give me that damned soap box.... But no, seriously, was that really necessary? You're being just like him, assuming all Republicans/conservatives are evil like he was doing the same with liberals. You were agreeing with him, until he "declared" his party, remember? Hurr... Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Dear #46, grow the **** up. Much thanks, pineapples ps- I bet $20 you secretly prefer dudes

nuutsacker 0

i was agreeing with that particular argument he made against feminazis (there are actual feminists who actually do want fair equality but are given a bad name by these rediculous feminazis). there are two types of republicans, the tobacco chewing, gun-slinging, double-digit IQ flaunting war mongers, and the elitist dicks. i think #35 is one of the elitist dicks. he is republican, so he is: Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.believes that: The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution. The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task. Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned. Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French." Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity. -A person that thinks it is okay to run a nation based on a religion. -A rich person trying to help himself -fat -Mainly from the south -intolerant -racist -constantly scheming from an undisclosed location *cough* Cheney -Usually doesn't know about the issues just is a republican cause there parents said the democrats are evil -sways the masses with fanatical patriatism -skilled at draft dodging -Likes killing full grown people yet is opposed to taking a non-thinking embryo from a 14 year old's womb -doesn't use the embryos we already have to try to save people -Likes NASCAR -Has an obbsession with the flag of the confederacy -Likes going to war just to impress their fathers -Likes giving tax cuts to the rich yet hates giving wellfare to the poor Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich. Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost- Republican: Your numbers mean nothing. Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers! Republican: No, this is about the people! This is about Joe Everyman! Democrat: What the hell are you talking about? Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt. Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got- Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever? Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me! This is about the issues! Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical. Democrat: ... Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument. Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill. Republican: What?!? Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen. Republican: ...

You are a huge left-wing liberal Democrat. You have no idea of what a real Republican is like. They (notice how it's not "we," I'm a Democrat) believe in small government, family values, and fiscal responsibility. The crazy Republicans (i.e Bush) made the party seem how you say it is. Oh, and with your logic, here's the definition of a Democrat: Socialist and Communist. Big government fits in with Communism. People should be allowed to marry trees and dogs. Let's spend MORE money than we have to fix our deficit! That makes sense! Let's raise taxes and put more of a strain on the working man!

nuutsacker 0

more of a strain on the working man? democrats want to raise taxes for the rich...

Gavik 0

Oh no! xTIGERxLILYx is a ******!

hecuva 0

Just a quick pointer for nuutsacker... Points are much more usefull in shorter stronger words. I took one look at your speech and decided not to read it because i knew that i would lose interest, FAST... just trying to help :)

You think those needles hurt? Come by the ER I will show you some the 14 and 16 gauge needles that we have haha. God I love putting lines in people. Anyway next time look away or think of something else until it passes. Also having someone holding your hand helps because it can lessen the pain you would be feeling when getting the shot.

I would cry too. I'm terrified of needles (but I'm trying to get over it). I wouldn't use the "Look, Mommy won't cry!" Technique. It's not that they hurt, it's just the mental image of a needle going into my arm that freaks me out. >.> I think I'll go with YDI though. You should have known that you couldn't handle needles...

Wow, theres always people complaining about someone elses FML. She didn't do anything wrong, she was trying to be there for her son... and she didn't just get the needle to show him, she needed one as well and offered to go first. So everyone saying stop being a wuss, or stfu, take your own advice. I hate needles too, and I probably would have done the same thing. I think it was really nice what she tried to do for her son and so what if she cried, get over it you losers.

you just made me feel badder about getting shots in 3 days thnx fml

@25: Seriously, do us all a favor and go kill yourself. It is chauvinistic pigs like you that make sure my paycheck is 3/4 of yours, and say that a woman wearing a skirt deserves to be raped. This FML has nothing to do with that fact that she is a woman. I've seen men cry and faint while donating blood, yet I've never had an issue with it.

I always just kind of start to go to sleep and then tell them to do it whenever, it barely hurts