Feel this FML

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
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Tripartita 44

I appreciate the lack of spoilers in this FML for those of us who haven't gotten out our hammers and tried it ourselves.

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WCARlover 34

I know secondhand embarrassment is a thing but is secondhand physical pain thing? Cause I think reading this FML made it a thing.

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cacheson 41

Is it just me or are fingernails not actually a full inch long?

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littlekellilee 45

They actually go all the way down to your first knuckle.

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cacheson 41

Which, for most people, I'm pretty sure is still not a full inch

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Bearsmomma 30

I cringed just reading this FML. Sooo sorry. FYL indeed

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SteveDudleyUK 10

I used to get splinters almost every day but I haven't had one for a couple of days so might not get any more... Touch wood.

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turtle_darkness 17

Serious question.. How do you get a splinter an inch under your finger nail? Whose fingers are that fat? Or am I missing something here?

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westernmd 6

aparently finger nails go down you your first knuckle

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turtle_darkness 17

Guess when it said under I pictured literally underneath. But I guess that could make sense too.

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trustmeimanurse 5

The thought of this made my teeth hurt and my stomach churn.

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heatherrr17 19

Holy shit ouch!

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Baegel 15

That happened to me once but instead instead of a splinter my girlfriend ****** me in the ass with a strap-on

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