Love, Awkward and Transportation: Felt cute, might delete myself later

Felt cute, might delete myself later

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said, "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said, "Now I know why." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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You deserved it 11 458

Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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You deserved it 457

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

Dumpster Fire Boyfriend

By Wowseriously - 18/09/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML

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You deserved it 189

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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You deserved it 3 291

Cougar

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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You deserved it 98

Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 94

TASagent 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:16

YDI for demanding a free car wash because you're boinking an employee. Talk about a sense of entitlement.

SS60 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

ouch, he's a dick. FYL

Comments

angel55033 12

Wednesday 1 September 2010 10:31

you must expect a lot of free things in life you sound like a spoiled high school girl op

easoccer515 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:38

what a jerk!

marlarooNaps 0

Friday 17 June 2011 22:37

so...you're like ugly?

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:31

"He looked at me...then he looked at me... I think he ogled you! :0

babysittingfail 0

Monday 2 July 2012 0:57

Ogled is my new word of the day. Thanks bunches

BritLass 15

Monday 19 September 2011 23:33

You deserve it for trying to sponge off of your boyfriend and his boss.

haterzhate 1

Friday 25 November 2011 20:06

THREEE WORDSS -dump his ass

frenchfry564 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:57

Shit ain't free, just cuz u kno sumone font mean u get free stuff. If I know the president does that mean I don't gotta pay my taxes?

MexaDoreano 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 15:10

YDI Just because you're dating Greg doesn't mean the rest of the world wants to give you free stuff. And since he's only an Employee, not the manager, he can't offer you that anyway. YDI for thinking that you're better than other people at that car wash.