By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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wordgirl 0

That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.

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boydeee01 7

my dad fooled my mom for six years. it was going on before I was born and after..

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Slayer_fml 0

What a dooooouuuuuche!

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schnoid 0

after two years, you must be a moron

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Or maybe he just hid it well?

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marcantonia 0

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darkmis1 17

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LissaMccracken 23

*years *you *know *you *you're *for *to , and whatever else I missed, if you're gonna call someone an idiot don't ******* be one yourself

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cuddlybearxo 0

aww im sorry!

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tamoomoo 0

Ooh, his other girlfriend and you should band together and play a mean trick on him!

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wordgirl 0

That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.

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Jezlovespink 5

Nope bcuz friends and family cover for his ass!!! 2. He would take her out publicly still but 1 while she was at work/busy 2 take her out in a diff city that she doesnt go to.....guys can still do that bullshit!!! **** guys date 7 girls all goung to the same school!!! U should have replied 'well NOW im ur ex girlfriend, I see u have been busy hiding someone else :)' (aka her) and then grab all his food an drink and dump it on him.....

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deaditegirl 0

Wow. I hope you had the balls to confront him there. Now you can move on with your life and spend your time with people who are actually worthy of your time and respect.

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Vagrarian 2

Hell of a way to find out. You must feel like a fool, but don't beat yourself up too bad. Now you know he's a douche and you're better off. Treat yourself to something nice and be glad you're rid of him.

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