Fight Club

By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML
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Welshite 39

I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

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shihtzupup98 3

Sorry, that's terrible. Funny but terrible.

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mebekylee 7

Still not as painful as stepping on a Lego. Man up.

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fooltemptress 36

My brother almost broke my nose once by throwing a toy metal car at my face. It wasn't a tiny Hot Wheels one, either.

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blinked_281 29

This is one that really needs a reply. If you're old enough to be on FML, why do you have kids toys?

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RedPillSucks 31

His brother might be young enough for the toy. Who is SonyaLee ??

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buckdharma 36

I'm guessing an action figure from The Little People toy line.

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buckdharma 36

Ah, the fight or flight response. Now you're going to need the Hess toe truck.

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MrRayBans 8

If that happened to me, I'd probably try to hide that.

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JustinKirby 20

Everyone remembers the toy car from the jackass movie! R.I.P Ryan Dunn you hairy beast

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