Fight Club
By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian
By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian
I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.
With a foam Ax? What the hell? How strong is your cousin?
I remember my little brother trying to "skate board" down the stars on the plastic trailer of a toy semi truck. Sometimes kids, young and old, misuse toys. Although a broken toe sounds worse than the many bruises my little bro suffered.
Hey ass he probably has a baby brother or sister!
Yes he probably has a baby brother/sister. No need to be rude though #20.
Maybe they have a kid
I guess that flight spun out of control!
But the question is how big is the plane? as a child I had a fisher price plane I could sit in so I'm imagining op's brother hurling this 2 meter long plane at him.
Its probably a little tykes one. Yo know, those short fat figurines. So I'm guessing it would be about 6 to 10 inches. Don't ask me how i know so much about toys
We're goin right in-to the danger zone!
What a childish thing for him to do.
Well since it's a fisher price toy it's safe to say the brother might be young enough for a fisher price toy. So childish makes sense.
Yes, that was the joke.
What were you fighting about?
Fighting is infinitely more exciting
Easier said than done. Some people have short tempers and just lash out.
Agree with #42 - more fun. Talking it out rarely leads to broken toes, which is another negative
Those and the cursed Legos Maim people
Flight Destination Reached.
that actually made me laugh really hard
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I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.
I guess that flight spun out of control!