Fight, Painful, Injury, Public freakouts and Kids: Fight Club

Fight Club

By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:53

I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:54

I guess that flight spun out of control!

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sour_sweet_gone 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:33

I wish I got in fights like this with my brothers, I could go without the broken toe though...

CasseyWasntHere 10

Friday 14 March 2014 4:17

I guess shit got real

Chelse1403 18

Sunday 12 July 2015 23:08

I've had my nose broken with a Barbie doll. We both have been "attacked" by toys .-.. Lol

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