My ex and Love: Fight your own battles

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 724

You deserved it 4 795

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 540

You deserved it 341

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 340

You deserved it 3 193

By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 125

You deserved it 3 361

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 077

You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 572

You deserved it 3 085

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 994

You deserved it 3 036

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 222

By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 725

You deserved it 2 856

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 146

You deserved it 2 803

By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 889

You deserved it 4 299

ShadowLord 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:53

Well as long as he's not texting her his dick...

Friaza 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:03

That's what mums are for :P

Comments

winimy 8

Friday 7 March 2014 21:32

in a good way? or in a I hate you for breaking my daughter's heart way? cause if it's the first one I agree your life sucks.

Jacklehunter 10

Friday 6 June 2014 6:41

I really don't see a problem with this

ow_lawd 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:17

I wish my mum did that.

Motherhood 20

Wednesday 17 June 2015 3:44

at least shes on your side

fmlhernebay 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 11:26

Nah, that's awesome!

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Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 807

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 1 389

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

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Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML

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Today, I woke up to it raining. My area really needs it, so it's great. I didn't expect to wake up to a hole in the roof though. FML

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Fight your own battles

Same thing different taste

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

Bigmouth strikes again

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