By Alice99 - 12/11/2013 17:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML
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Alice99_fml 6

I feel like my post didn't have enough information. No, my sister did not know we were together. I had not introduced him to my family yet. Yes, I did break up with him. No, I did not feel bad about it. Yes, my sister ended it with him after I told her what was going on.

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evan_7899 28

*Fade to black after shocking line*

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

... You are NOT the father! Ahem oops wrong show!? Hmm maybe not actually as it could be later on... To be continued... =)

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JMichael 25

Plot twist, OP's mom is also dating him.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

*Plot twist* So is her father.

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AnOriginalName 19

"You said you would be out of town for business. The test results showed... That this was a lie."

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evan_7899 28

Every black lady is going "Mmmmhm damn right honey"

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evan_7899 28

Every black lady is going "mmmhm damn right honey!"

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zomgbies 17

*Both girls proceed to stomp the hell out of the guy while Steve insults his manhood*

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daniel_dd31 13

*after finding out the results one sister flashes the crowd to receive Jerry beads*

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elnorris14 19

booda_shun do you mean Steve! Steve! Steve! ??

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gc327072 30

Nah 45 I think he means threadjack threadjack threadjack.

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thatkid00117 16

If you hurry you could probably buy the rights to that plot for a romantic comedy

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Welshite 39

A romantic comedy usually has everything working out perfectly with everyone happy. I don't see how this could end well.

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Hesher 19

After a series of hijinks, both the OP and her sister realize that the boyfriend is a douche and that it was stupid of them to let a boy get between their bond. It's a film about women empowerment and the comaraderie between siblings.

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evan_7899 28

I've already submitted my form to own that scene. I'm gonna make millions

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hornetnation 9

I'm in film school, I could help film it! :-)

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Littlelee240 11

On the bright side, he probably won't stay with her long either.

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Cass_x 22

ohmygod. dump him (if you haven't done that already). btw, did your sister know he is/was your boyfriend? if so, get revenge on her

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Osyx 20

I guess that solved it self since he's with her sister right now that jerk. Hope his "gun" backfires...

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TheWreckingBall 8

I think a sincere apology is better than getting revenge.

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cmchewy 15

Hopefully now he's an ex to both of you girls.

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sassypants93 17

Well now you all know. It's time for that sister fantasy to come true!

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Kevlar_burrito 6

Why is this down voted? People on here are dumb

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Wakachulak 22

Because that joke became lame the second time it was used.

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DocBastard 38

Didn't Seinfeld teach you anything? If the roommate swap was difficult, the sister swap is absolutely impossible!

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imchacon22 19

How'd your sister not know you were dating him?!

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kyu_Q 19

Because OP never brought him home or introduced him to her family.

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