Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML
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cakefete2 30

Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

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jdeezy01 13

There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

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iiyahkinz 9

I find it funny when my man does it personally but if you find it gross, then tell him and if you want to spice your love life you gotta tell him/show him he's not a mind reader

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worldclassrager 39

I think an example would be great...looks like to me he needs it...

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nmrg 10

I get Dutch Ovened nightly. It's ****** awesome.

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Ins0mau 20

She's from the U.K. Filthy sex=dirty sex. Slightly different connotations. At least that's what I gather.

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Mightytall 35

I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. Your man is a true comedian :-)

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tman1985 9

you sure the tears aren't caused by op's bf's gas?

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Metalkitty 15

Definitely sounds like something my boyfriend would do. ._.

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XoAlexxxoX 5

Hahha!! My boyfriend does it all the time. Its called being comfortable around each other. It's not like you don't fart too!! Just pay him back with a Dutch oven when he least expects it lol

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last12yeara 1

Men don't understand subtlety. Be direct and maybe you'd get the results you're looking for!

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RedPillSucks 31

next time, be more specific

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