Sex and Intimacy: Filth

Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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cakefete2 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:55

Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

jdeezy01 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:56

There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

Comments

mosquito19 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:05

you can do it too. start picking your nose during sex.

ss_fml 7

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:28

Today, I said something vague to my boyfriend, but he's not a psychic so he didn't understand what I meant. FML.

8born8 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:34

They don't call it the 'fart sack' for nothing.

ladystate 22

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:40

Men will be men. At least he has a sense of humor!

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 2:11

Nasty!!! But I think a lot of guys have had to fart during sex

shank39 12

Wednesday 6 November 2013 4:58

Men are dumb when you try to hint something with puns n innuendos... You need to tell them straight up ..

random_jay 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:24

Wait, he just started farting in bed? You're lucky to have had as much time as you did without the farts.

little_one1 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:41

Maybe you should have been more specific? Lol. Try telling him what you really want. Like maybe some handy-dandy rope and some eye masks? Or handcuffs, or whips, or floggers, or butt-plugs.... Hmm I really must end this comment. Typing about kinkery fuckery toys is making me all delicioso.