Miscellaneous: Finger lickin'

Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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You deserved it 43 877

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Same thing different taste

By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 372

You deserved it 6 168

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 305

You deserved it 8 647

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 641

You deserved it 6 666

Caught

By broke_otaku - 09/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 244

You deserved it 49 383

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 566

You deserved it 29 192

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 837

You deserved it 6 040

Kitchen nightmare

By not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville

Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 822

You deserved it 686

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 697

You deserved it 4 035

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 663

You deserved it 404

By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 745

You deserved it 4 380

noobsatin 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:20

that's a bad choice in deodorant.

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:21

Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.

Comments

MixMastaKDizzle 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:23

Rancid...

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:27

I bet u weigh more than your boyfriend. no matter what he weighs, if you weigh more then you're too fat.

chocolatesarah 5

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:33

As long as they smell delicious ... You're fine :P

jrock9093 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:37

Maybe washing on a regular basis might help you I mean it's not bad to bathe

limitedition 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:41

As far as Body odor goes that's really not so bad.

tannara 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:52

Nasty

ABillOnFire 15

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:01

I fail to see how someone would not want to smell of chicken nuggets

Euphrates 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:17

Yep that's your fault

underscoreguy 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:17

The real question is, would you like BBQ sauce, honey mustard or sweet and sour?

Inked0803 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:34

Um ew deodorant,soap and water simple solution

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You deserved it 6 581

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 997

You deserved it 8 094

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Finger lickin'

Same thing different taste

Caught

Kitchen nightmare

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