First class

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I brought my own thermos of coffee on the train with me, the kind that flips open to uncover the mouth part. I took a few swigs and notices a cute boy nervously smiling at me. Suddenly, I felt something drip down my nose. The flip part was leaving drops of coffee all over my forehead. FML
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charloemm 7

Are you kidding me? This could have been a perfect opportunity to be funny and charming. You notice the coffee drops on your forehead. You touch your hand to your forehead, then look at your hand. Then you smile, as though holding back laughter because you know you look silly. You look up at the guy, still sort of smiling. "Do you have a napkin or something?" You say, starting to giggle. If you play it off when you look silly, you come off as somewhat clownish, but in a good way. YOU, MADAM, HAVE SQUANDERED A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

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account_name 0

thats not an FML!!!

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ihateYOUlots0 0

wow. um r u. idk well ok? cuz that must hurt. lol jk. not really

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SiobahnR 0

yup that is so an FML, I think that is the worst thing to have ever happened to a person.

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sulhaq 4

so apparently coffee droplets on one's forehead constitutes an FML but my TRUE story about how an online game ruined my marriage isn't. the collective IQ of the human race just went down 10 points.

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charloemm 7

Are you kidding me? This could have been a perfect opportunity to be funny and charming. You notice the coffee drops on your forehead. You touch your hand to your forehead, then look at your hand. Then you smile, as though holding back laughter because you know you look silly. You look up at the guy, still sort of smiling. "Do you have a napkin or something?" You say, starting to giggle. If you play it off when you look silly, you come off as somewhat clownish, but in a good way. YOU, MADAM, HAVE SQUANDERED A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

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mariet_fml 23

This. A hundred times this.

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samstobbs 0

this is stupid. whoever wrote this is a dumbass cuz it's not funny. I don't give a shit if a kid saw coffee on ur face. save ur stupid ass posts for Facebook dipshit.

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