Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: First time?

First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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You deserved it 6 901

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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You deserved it 38 804

By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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horne2 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:15

Well, that's awkward.

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

Comments

Cadet_Owens 8

Friday 29 November 2013 19:36

First thing I thought of was the lyrics to I Just Had Sex

TheCrispyCat 20

Friday 29 November 2013 19:36

Anybody else think of the Lonely Island?

secret23k 3

Friday 29 November 2013 19:36

Haha like the song...

tenderteddy82 4

Friday 29 November 2013 19:41

So... you didn't know it was his first time before you had sex?

swimmingcharky 4

Friday 29 November 2013 19:41

sounds like the lyrics from "I Just Had Sex" lol

Nish007 15

Friday 29 November 2013 19:41

well, that escalated quickly 0.o

Mirakledba 10

Friday 29 November 2013 19:48

Reminds of the song" I just had sex and it felt so good" by lonely island and then after that he calls his mom...

crimson626 8

Friday 29 November 2013 19:48

Well, there's a song about that happening... I just had sex my Lonely Island

18wheels 2

Friday 29 November 2013 19:50

Don't complain its almost sweet.... But you don't want a dads boy or a mommas boy unless you have crappy parents then tell him you were envoys that he had someone special to call and you didn't. Then you could have one if his parents too. They will be all up I'm your relationship anyways so embarrass the breast.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 29 November 2013 21:12

I read this twice and I'm still having a hard time translating.

jewelia13 12

Friday 29 November 2013 21:27

I think it's "Don't complain, it's almost sweet.... But you don't want a dad's boy or a momma's boy unless you have crappy parents - then tell him you were envious that he had someone special to call and you didn't. Then you could have one of his parents too! They will be all up in your relationship anyways, so embrace it."