First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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J_Kertz 14

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

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Comments

sammyjo06 14

That's just sad. How old are you guys? I don't think you're old enough to be having sex.

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BagelBoy97 13

"But I cried the whole time. Doesn't matter, had sex."

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browneyedshortie 4

Did you just like lay there and let his tears fall on you while he kept on doing his duty...??

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tishtashbat 16

You just kept going when he started crying?? Instead of stopping and asking him if he was ok, you just thought 'oh, must be his first time'?!

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Epikouros 31

Someone should write a song about this. But with an upbeat refrain, like "I don't care, we had sex!"

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cookie1207 19

Maybe you are not good at it and thats why cryed! We need follow up on "cry baby to mommy"

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alex_gen 38

How could you? You defiled him! Now no man will ever want him.

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hobojo69 23

I've never understood why guys cry during sex... I don't get it!

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Sizeof 3

hi everybody , I'm new on this website :)

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