By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
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summerbreeze888 10

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

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enonymous 8

Wow... These "Should have had a v8" commercials are getting racier and racier

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BarDownDaily 12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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kyarush 10

Cut it off before it gets worse. Don't lead the poor guy on, if it's not meant to be then tell him.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Its not as easy as you make it sound^

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kyarush 10

If I can do it, anyone can. You just have to find the thing in your back that holds everything together... I think it's called a spine?

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zakkyzebra 11

55, when I hear "cut it off" after talking about sex on an FML. I get scared...

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summerbreeze888 10

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

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007bawss 0

Realizations always come up AFTER sex ;P

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Amrel 10

Like realising they suck dick at ******* pussy?

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boundlesssmiles 2

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Jovecove 13

Lol wouldn't waiting for marriage makes it worse if she couldn't stand him, but it's too late cause they're married.

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AdmiralPedoBear 1

You're a bitch

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Reminds me of my frist time.

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boofgall 16

Frist eh? Sometimes auto correct comes in handy.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Oh, whew, good thing it wasn't your FIRST time, cause that sure would have sucked.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Tsk. Why are you eating him out. He only made a typo. Happens to everyone. Shit. You guys need to calm your balls. =.=

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007bawss 0

It couldn't have been THAT bad… sex&ditch somehow always go together o.O

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kyarush 10

My frist time... Ah... I was 11 and she was a 36 year old woman... She seduced me with a French love song.

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asherm 15

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TheNewGuy03 28

So he's teetering precariously on the line between having a personality and not having one? My, things have changed... |the kid|

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Ethandangerfield 6

No, I think he means Borderline Personality Disorder.

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yahoowizard 16

If it was the guy that said that, only explanation is that he's a douchebag, but when the girl does it it's a psychological disorder. Ofc

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cmyk 19

Sounds like an episode of The Big Bang Theory. The to early "I love you".

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Marom 3

Too bad for him.. If you can't stand someone, don't be with them. BUT break up with respect, because you will hurt him

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kickuwithmyfist 1

For-ev-er! For-ev-er! For-ev-er!

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party_rockin 4

Totally read that in squints voice from the sandlot

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zombicidal 11

I totally pictured the sponge Bob episode

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WLCD123 0

Squidward: "Me and Spongebob working together, forever?!?!"

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Don't sleep with someone if you can't stand them. That's implying to him you were only interested in his dick.

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marscm55 11

I don't see how you were thumbed down. I agree with you

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afunnyterdcody 5

Ha ain't bitching wrong with that

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kyarush 10

What's wrong with just wanting sex? Lol

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TheDrifter 23

Who needs prostitutes when it seems every teen girl will do it either for free or for dinner and a couple drinks?

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