Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: First time?

First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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You deserved it 6 901

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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You deserved it 6 453

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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You deserved it 8 593

Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 637

Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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You deserved it 14 494

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 246

You deserved it 38 804

By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 10 284

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 5 892

By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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You deserved it 4 416

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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You deserved it 7 356

horne2 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:15

Well, that's awkward.

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

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ZY1431 24

Friday 29 November 2013 18:23

yea that's awkward.

Andyournameis 16

Friday 29 November 2013 18:23

How old is your boyfriend?

Iinakki 8

Friday 29 November 2013 18:24

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Friday 29 November 2013 18:25

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happyturtle 16

Friday 29 November 2013 19:49

having sex at the age of 15 gives you faith in future generation? wow

SgtAssCheeks 21

Friday 29 November 2013 20:33

Well hey its better than 12 or 13

bethluvsyou 15

Friday 29 November 2013 23:32

I accidentally read 75s comment as a botdf reference, slash gash terror asscheeks

noobsatin 19

Friday 29 November 2013 18:25

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InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 22 August 2017 13:25

There is a limit to how close you are to them

masala_fml 2

Friday 29 November 2013 18:27

you let him wear his turtleneck didn't you?

MrBoredomioo 18

Friday 29 November 2013 18:29

This sounds like some of the lyrics to I Just Had Sex.

olpally 32

Friday 29 November 2013 18:31

"I called my parents right after I was done, oh hey didn't see ya there" hahaha.

MrBoredomioo 18

Friday 29 November 2013 18:33

Nice work getting your comment right between my 2. Lol

olpally 32

Friday 29 November 2013 18:45

Best thing ever!! Lol. Didn't even notice until now! Haha

MrBoredomioo 18

Friday 29 November 2013 21:32

Yup.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Friday 29 November 2013 22:53

"Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest." "Was sure nice of her to let ya do that thang." " Nice of any girl ever. Now Sang."