Flattery?

By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
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Pwib 14

Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?

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CDobs 8

You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.

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Jake_Hale 7

You should've said "oh Kim kardashian?" Cause she's the prettiest.

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Kim Kardashian got famous for what?

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Jake_Hale 7

Who cares? She's still pretty. What she does is irrelevant.

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oj101 33

I think he was actually referring to Bruce Jenner. He looks like a woman nowadays, with his plastic surgery and his lion mane.

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calilovesneb 12

Forget the Kardashian Klan, it's all about Brody Jenner..

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Blazinthatshit 9

Anyone else notice that pretty much all of jake_hale's comments get buried?

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Blazinthatshit 9

I stand corrected. I found a comment by him that's not buried. My bad.

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threer 30

You did say 'pretty much'.

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goose12321 11

#95 well what are we waiting for, lets get downvoting lol.

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Pwib 14

Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?

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Kim Kardashian got famous for what again?

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Unsere 7

This and only this. It is like being associated with some **** star. And moust of the girls there are not pretty too (maybe i just am choosy).

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aintlifeapain 21

Should have asked him to get his eyes checked.. No one deserves to be compared to them! And no sane person would be happy being compared to the K-People.

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HortonThelephant 15

The Kardashians. Getting black men off since O.J.

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biggestfan23 11

Yes the Kardashian family is a family that no person on this earth should look up to but saying that none of the children are pretty means you're jealous or ignorant

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Sfaizi24 17

Why would you not want someone say to you look like Kim kardashian? She's extremely hot. That would be a huge compliment.

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DWynter 11

Oh, they look nice enough - but looks fade. Who cares what they look like if they don't have one brain between them?

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vanaathiel 13

Of you simply don't think they're pretty. People do have different tastes. I think they are all too heavily caked in makeup and too fake-tanned.

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ohioain 18

Sooo. You look like khloe? xP

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oj101 33

I don't understand why she's being downvoted. Let's be honest here. Kim, Kylie and Kendall have striking looks. Kris looks stunning for her age and Kourtney is quite pretty. It doesn't necessarily mean Khloe is butt ugly, just in comparison to female members of her family.

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Enslaved 36

Damn! I never knew there were that many of them? :P

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Bitches multiply. I didn't knew either

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ohioain 18

I know! Finally someone agrees with me. Damn... Tough crowed, aye?

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doodlecloud 26

I'm afraid you're both being downvoted for displaying an unhealthy knowledge of Kardashians. You actually know the names...I doubt I could work out how many of them there are (though, easy answer is 'too many') let alone know each of their names...

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love_me_electric 20

I think a lot of people know who Khloe and Kim are without trying. Their faces and names are plastered on the front of all the rag mags at grocery store check-stands, and you can't help but glance at them when you're waiting in line.

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queerdragon 20

My sister has an unhealthy love of the Kardashians. She wears their clothes line--which includes leopard print harem pants that she wears all the time--so I have to hear about the unholy Kardashians all the time. There is nothing remotely interesting about those girls, their show is mindless, and they have all had so much plastic surgery its not surprising Kim looks good.

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ohioain 18

That's it's exactly how I know them. I don't even watch tv. So I don't want them on there

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DJisHere11 19

Kendall and Kylie are actually Jenner's. Not Kardashian.

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_GoodGuy 11

I would've replied, you look like a "slap", he'd reply "what slap?" BITCH SLAP across his face

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threer 30

Remember 'what Kardashian'? He's going along the lines of their conversation, #96.

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teentee401 36

I think he knows that, but if someone said they looked like a slap, it's unlikely that they would reply with "what slap?"

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CDobs 8

You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

There are SO many famous people you do not want to look like...

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Blackcatluck 19

Hitler was famous :D I bet he's a great role model that everyone strives to look like

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

Bruce Jenner. No one wants to look like Bruce Jenner.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Get plastic surgery. Now. Shit, then you'd look MORE like them :O

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miaoucore 13

i dont any of the kardashians are ugly

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Blackcatluck 19

An unintelligent being that feeds off fame mainly by recording it's reproduction and feeding it to hungry for fame teens, setting a great example for our future generations :)

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NeatNit 32

Why would anyone vote down #17? This is one of those things that, thankfully, no one outside the US knows. I didn't, so I googled it, but it generally makes for an unentertaining FML when you don't known what it's about the first time you read it. I was going to post the same comment (despite already finding out the answer) if it wasn't there already.

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