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By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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One day…

By CaeliLady - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML

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By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

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Skolden 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

Well... Were you ashamed to introduce him or something? No wonder she'd ask if you guys were so cool to eachother.

Megan_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:41

if he was your boyfriend why did you just casually say hi and walk past?

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Your_Shadow 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

Lol.

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Friday 18 February 2011 3:17

One of my favorite FML's ever.

Skolden 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

Well... Were you ashamed to introduce him or something? No wonder she'd ask if you guys were so cool to eachother.

princess243 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:34

LMFAOO... omg thats sooo mean

thisismyname_fml 1

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:39

why is this an fml? like number 2 said if you guys were all casual in passing and she had no idea who he was why would her reaction be anything but that?

Megan_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:41

if he was your boyfriend why did you just casually say hi and walk past?

leh9 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:02

Prob because she didn't want him too

Gawain_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:42

Haha, your momma must think you're pretty darn ugly.

cyberhoy 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:43

He's just not that into you

laxx_baybee 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:43

well i guess thats mostly his fault for not acting like you're dating.

MrCanoe 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:44

I find it quite odd that you wouldn't introduce your boy friend to your mother. No wonder she thought you weren't telling the truth if you were causal with him and treated him like someone you knew from school or work

_chrissy_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:54

I concur...it's a little strange that you didn't introduce them, even if it is a fresh relationship...and not stopping to talk and just saying something in passing seems pretty juvenile, like a relationship you'd find in junior high. You know, where you just kind of talk a few times but it's not really a real relationship? No offense, haha.