Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Whoa now, take it easy. At this rate, you'll end up killing someone.

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Recon13x 9

Stale crackers? Ughhh I'd rather play with bullets.

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GhostFox 33

Sounds safer than trying to kill yourself with chili peppers.

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Lalala579121 27

What an astute observation you made there. It also sounds safer than playing Russian Roulette, but that's not really the point.

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Recon13x 9

Stale crackers? Ughhh I'd rather play with bullets.

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Dave_Davington 33

Whoa now, take it easy. At this rate, you'll end up killing someone.

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TheRareDoge 12

Did you spin the box to make sure it would be more interesting?

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RichardPencil 30

I sometimes throw a few Skittles into my plain M&M's just to add the risk of chewy disappointment to the otherwise chocolate-y bliss.

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persephone217 24

0_0 some men just want to watch the world burn.

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RichardPencil 30

Haha, yeah, I'm kind of a bad-ass. Sometimes I put salt in the pepper shaker and pepper in the salt one -- but only sometimes, because that would be predictable ;)

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Stripez234 16

No one should dare refer to the heavenly divine fruity goodness as a "chewy disappointment"

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RichardPencil 30

Sorry, but I don't like Skittles. When you're expecting the food of the gods (look it up, that's the Latin name for cocoa), and you bite down on a pencil eraser tasting of lab-concocted Frankenfruit, disappointment is the mildest term I can use.

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Mechanize 8

Sounds like a good time to try skydiving. Remeber, you're gonna be with yourself until the day you die, so you might as well make yourself a little interesting.

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