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FML Approved, Video #1

By Louis - 14/03/2017 10:30

"And she's riiiiiding a ski lift… to heeeeeaven."

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sasquatchius 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 12:20

I'm sorry but that was a 20 second video that was about 15 seconds too long. If I want to see fail videos there's hundreds of hours of them on youtube.

Cali 54

Wednesday 15 March 2017 17:29

But these fails are premium, sasquatchius. They have a stamp to prove it. And jazzy music.

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sasquatchius 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 12:20

I'm sorry but that was a 20 second video that was about 15 seconds too long. If I want to see fail videos there's hundreds of hours of them on youtube.

Cali 54

Wednesday 15 March 2017 17:29

But these fails are premium, sasquatchius. They have a stamp to prove it. And jazzy music.

HistoryHasEyes 19

Tuesday 29 September 2020 9:00

Interesting how they have the picture of the rapist at the end 🤔

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