Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

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Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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alex_vik 0

LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said.. 1. Finger her. 2. Put on condom 3. Insert penis 4. ???? 5. Profit!

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Katylolo 0

Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing. But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.

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adur 0

is he like 4? its like programed into primitive human actions haha insert penis and have sex its not that hard hahahah

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melsa_fml 0

that's ADORABLE!!!

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threegp 0

hahah what 114 said. at least you know that he is dedicated

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x3_LaLa_3x 0

Lulz, what a mood killer. But seriously, that is kinda cute. In a quirky way.

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route95 0

I refuse to believe that actually happened...just...what????

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dwights 0

his fml "Today I couldnt rely on instinct and forgot how to have sex,FML" and this isnt really an fml at least your getting some. unlike some people :'( llol

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Cloudy_fml 0

37 ~ That's what I was thinking!

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Spindle 0

That's sweet that he wanted to make it good for both of you. Totally not FML material.

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ChuckIII 1

I'd like to hear his side of the story

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rosellie 0

LOL that's funny! but it's not FML. it's so sweet! =)

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