Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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luvmuffin10 0

you should have said: "STICK UR DICK IN MY HOLE

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quietjune 0

Oh, no! That's terrible! Poor guy. Poor you!

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H3avy 0

MAN, i think that was me my first time too. 'Cept after i entered her, i kinda knew what to do...

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Funny as hell. Just tell him to almost take it out. Then repeat the last 2 things he did.

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TWSSMoment 0

sex isn't rocket science it's like toilet paper you don't need directions it just comes too you...if sex was complicated they would have directions on the condom rapper,which I hope he used,even though there's a great chance he didn't know how to use that ethier

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Poepiepiesie 3

Condom rappers are the next big thing. Ice T "Rojan" and Snoop "Durex" Dogg are some upcoming names.

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conartist66 0

dude i figured this out at 8. lolololzzzz. did u accually end up doing it?

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fortney 0

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Hoopachi 19

Sorry, I didn't know that some innocent people don't know exactly what to do if it's their FIRST TIME DOING IT!

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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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Herropreez17 0

Yea, give the poor guy a break. It's better to ask than ******* shit up. (No pun intended)

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Gringo_fml 0

1) Pics or it didn't happen 2) He seem to trust you enough to say that without embarrassment

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SmexiiBacon 8

Pics? Perv....

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