Foolproof

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a package addressed to my husband. I thought it was a surprise gift for me, so I excitedly opened it. It turned out to be a 3-foot tall realistic-looking penguin. Confused, I asked him about it. He sheepishly admitted he'd bought it to scare off the neighbor's cat, who's been using our garden as a litter tray. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12

you thought it was a surprise for you, so instead of waiting for him to give it to you, you opened his mail. ydi yourself. it wasn't addressed to you

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historygrad74 19

You open mail not addressed to you. That's a federal offense.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you thought it was a surprise for you, so instead of waiting for him to give it to you, you opened his mail. ydi yourself. it wasn't addressed to you

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historygrad74 19

You open mail not addressed to you. That's a federal offense.

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Hangryko 29

Stop being entitled to opening mail not addressed to you. You're lucky your husband didn't press the issue. Yet.

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idragosani 15

Why did you jump to the conclusion it was a gift for you?

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rpy13 11

So, maybe don’t ******* open mail not addressed to you??? Like, DUH!!! Jesus Christ, this is basic societal expectations, you suck.

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Lost Reggie 20

It could have been a lot worse, what if your husband has a kinky penguin fetish?

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