Foot in mouth

By oopsjsp90 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Top comments

Turnip_Girl 0

Pretty and functional...?

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VD007 0

Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.

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Comments

perdix 29

You should tell her you also have a pipe that go into her pretty much anywhere. It's not pretty and you are not allowed to display it. Apologize for the fact that it cannot reach her lungs.

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perdix 29

It IS covered with fuzz, but is not nearly as bendable.

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maz_irken 6

ment to thumbs up, not down :/

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jessxoxo28 5

oooo, thats pretty bad mistake, lol. but like i said- its a mistake. fix it by apologizing and ur all good :D

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pyroness 0

yea at least you didn't say, " wow that neckalce is bad looking"

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Djoooiz 0

Well, at least you told her it was pretty ;-)

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ChurchofFagenism 0

spat my lunch out onto my computer screen, thanks for the laughter hahahahaha FYL!

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wutupbruh 0

um. this FML wasnt funny. nor was it an FYL. i kinda think youre one of those people who use the same response to every FML...

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triplethreat13 0

This is not that bad. It probably made her day to see that her shameful pipe looks like a pretty necklace. Not an FML.

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bayybee 0

Probably made her feel good. Why is this an FML?

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LifeisEffingHard 0

Why "f*ck my life"? It's not bad for you, or her...

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