Foot in mouth

By oopsjsp90 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 445
You deserved it 8 676
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Turnip_Girl 0

Pretty and functional...?

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VD007 0

Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.

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Shieldmaiden 0

You probably just made the old lady very happy, about her pipe, so why is your life ******?

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n0lovesongs 0

Yeah agree with #40... you probably made her day. I can see how it would be maybe a foot-in-mouth sort of thing, but not an fml. It probably made her feel better about having to wear it : )

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Applesnbananas45 0

shit happens when u party naked.

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ag1123 0

u deserved it for not knowing what a trach looks like but honestly good for you for complimenting it rather than whisper about it behind her back or stare at it

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hawkeyefan26 0

so, you complimented her, how is that an FML?

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DickGozinya 0

I bet she gives great head since she doesn't need her mouth or nose to breathe

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Witchcraft_fml 4

To break the awkward silence that surely happened next, tell her that it really brings out the color in her eyes.

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teiso_fml 0

Eh, you probably just made her feel less self-concious about it. If nothing else, she probably just found it amusing and she laughed about it with her family when she got home. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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