Foot in mouth

By oopsjsp90 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0

Pretty and functional...?

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VD007 0

Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.

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kme123 0

This doesn't like really seem like an 'fml', just quite awkward.

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tangerine_12 0

well, at least you didn't say it was ugly, but then again i guess it wouldnt have really mattered.

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ryanr21 0

I'm sure you probably made her day. She's probably self-concious about it, and she's proably thankful it wasn't that noticeable. She was probably happily surprised. How is this an FML?

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scj4u2 0

should have told her you didnt ask her how to put it on, just that it looked nice.

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blacklite69 0

You know, I wouldn't feel too bad about that. If that was me with the tube, I'd be absolutely stoked that it could be mistaken for a cool necklace.

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luvbird1 0

i would feel bad too! but it wasnt me so!!!! SMART ONE SWIFTY!!!!

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giggitygoo610 0

i wouldve been like "Do you ever get freaky with that thing?" lol

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NumberZine 0

I bet the lady felt super good. That was basically a compliment, telling her 1. It doesn't even look like a breathing tube and 2. it's PRETTY!!

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