Intimacy: For all ages

For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:16

Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?

Yunie_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:36

Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.

Comments

commandant_ 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:13

dude, really? what kind of flashlights were you raised around? vibrators don't look like flashlights - at all.

AttractedToSin 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:30

your grandma is f**king awesome.

ThorstonJunker 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:40

I bet the image of that "flashlight" vibrating in your grandmother's ****** flaps wasn't pretty. good thing I don't know her :]

Kgirl2cute 6

Saturday 15 May 2010 4:34

ew, ew, ew ew ew.

kawaii_chinkii 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:00

#21 - my flashlight twists at the bottom.. ?? but then after reading all the other comments, i'm pretty sure it is easy to tell the difference between a vibrator and a flashlight

necco 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:32

You really are a dumbass, kid. For both snooping and thinking a vibrator is a flashlight. That's kind of like thinking a ***** is a lemon juicer.

Mr_Batch 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:04

omg this one soo happend to me

foxfire730 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:12

wow. i think people are judging you way too much on this. i mean, it's not like you were expecting to find something like that. it just sucks that you did. but it's hella funny. but seriously, f your life, fo sho. hahaha.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:10

I suppose that's what you get for being nosy. But I don't really think this is FML worthy. I know this is a difficult concept for some people to grasp, but even old people need to be pleased sometimes. That doesn't make it any more disturbing than your sexual desires. You were being nosy and found something you didn't want to see. Big deal. This kinda shit happens all the time. Get over it.