By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
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Same thing different taste

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OperationNicole_fml 0

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

Why are there so many vibrator stories

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terranada 3

wash ur hands. THOROUGHLY!! O_O

OperationNicole_fml 0

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

Why are there so many vibrator stories

because they are tramatic if Involved with parents

I would never look at my own mother the say same way again if that happened to me

noelykins1 19

Eh I found out about my mothers whole vibrator/***** collection at around 10, and you sort of get used to it. She's still a woman and she still is a sexual person just like any of us are. You just learn to accept it.

ikonora 0

LOL, that's a little traumatic

TEAZO 0

so wait maybe she uses it when shes waiting for you or in traffic. yum yum. lucky you.

dewey318 0

well if it wasn't your mom it probably wouldn't been as bad. but omgosh it must've been pretty funny and embarrassing, to find a vibrator in your mom's purse.