For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
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That_Ginger 18

There are other lime green giraffes in the sea.

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Chiroptera_Man 10

"Do you like this diamond?" "I was thinking of getting moissanite instead." "YOU'RE A MONSTER. IT'S OVER!" Something like that?

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That_Ginger 18

There are other lime green giraffes in the sea.

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anonykinetic 14

But...giraffes don't swim. ;-; (Well, I guess lime green ones are different)

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incoherentrmblr 21

That's when the Fish from The Other Guys go out to eat, then develop breathing apparatuses, then start hunting for Giraffes...

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XQuartzX 15

You guys couldn't have left it as it is?

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tony1891 22

what is it lately with people breaking up?

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lulinator 40

It wouldn't be much of an FML if she'd said "my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring today and he proposed in the store!"

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more4me 27

Holiday season, I think. Holiday stress can bring put the worst in people. Thst , and it's FML. Not too many happy ending statuses on FML, by default.

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IMcPwn 12

People have always been breaking up. You just don't read FML stories like: "My boyfriend and I are happily together. FML"

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JMichael 25

I believe that was stated indirectly in the FML.

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FATALSTR1KE 9

Don't reproduce plz

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shutupshane12 12

Thanks for the clarification, the post didn't clarify it enough

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CakeFake 16

You know how many people "break up" just to get back together? All I was saying is if it's that easy for them to break up in the first place, they shouldn't have even thought of getting married.

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anonykinetic 14

Well that's the biggest plot twist ever. :/

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estuardo 7

Oh god that had me laughing!

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Likian5 26

You must be friends with the guy who's proposal speech ended up being a breakup speech.

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itwontvalidate 18

luckily it happened before you got married. splitting up is less hard than getting a divorce, I'm sorry OP.

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Chiroptera_Man 10

"Do you like this diamond?" "I was thinking of getting moissanite instead." "YOU'RE A MONSTER. IT'S OVER!" Something like that?

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JMichael 25

I think you probably have the closest guess out of anyone.

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devildog562 33

I'm thinking she said "I want a princess cut diamond ring cause I'm a princess. " Guy: "Psssf, hahaha. You're far from Cinderella." The rest kinda writes itself.

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mannatee 19

Yep, she probably demanded a ring that would cost him 3 years salary to buy

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sayyestothedress 24

At least he broke up with you before you married him!

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tigerisabelle 31

Well, OP, I'm sorry, but maybe it's for the best, huh? That's terrible though. Hopefully you find the right guy for you soon.

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